How To Understand You Are Not Drunk

Here are few cases that would mean you are still sober and can keep refilling.

1- If you can properly identify the exact position of the bar stool,

2- If there are still some girls left around that do not seem pretty,

3- If you can still wisely calm down your friends in case of any tension that might appear between them and some other idiots,

4- If you can still understand what the heck is a latino guy talking about with his lousy english,

5- If, on the way back home, you can still recognize the artist of a random song on your ipod,

6- If, as in my case, you can still worry about things that are not going well in your life lately,

7- If you can stay awake during your minibus trip back to home,

8- Last, but not least, if you can still manage to "intentionally" throw your toothbrush in the air and catch it with the other hand without getting any injuries,

than you can go back to partying:)